such is life [c'est la vie]

Jul 28

Morgan is cool

Just kidding he’s gay

Title goes here!

This is a test 

Jul 23

iPhone

I’m still not convinced

Dec 01

Photoshop Fridge Magnet

Photoshop Fridge Magnet

Nov 28

Nov 22

“We didn’t invite you because we were afraid you’d eat all the food.” —

Anonymous

Oh man, I love the internet lol.

Police say gang killed people for their fat - The Globe and Mail -

Tell Tyler Durden stealing fat is for pussies. These guys gut from the source.

Nov 18

dispencer:

marklevitz:

Chief:  You busted up that crack house pretty bad McGarnicle… did you really have to break so much furniture?
McGarnicle:  You tell me, Chief.  You had a pretty good view from behind your desk.
Chief:  You’re off the case, McGarnicle!
McGarnicle:  You’re off YOUR case, Chief!
Chief:  What does that mean exactly?
Homer:  It means he gets results you STUPID CHIEF!!!

McGarnicle: You gotta tell ‘em what you saw Billy.
Billy: But I’m so scared McGarnicle.
McGarnicle: You gotta do this one for me, Billy. McGarnicle.
Billy: Ok. For you… McGarnicle…
*next scene*
Chief: Well McGarnicle- Billy is Dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
McGarnicle: Hey, I’m tryin’ to eat lunch here!

dispencer:

marklevitz:

Chief:  You busted up that crack house pretty bad McGarnicle… did you really have to break so much furniture?

McGarnicle:  You tell me, Chief.  You had a pretty good view from behind your desk.

Chief:  You’re off the case, McGarnicle!

McGarnicle:  You’re off YOUR case, Chief!

Chief:  What does that mean exactly?

Homer:  It means he gets results you STUPID CHIEF!!!

McGarnicle: You gotta tell ‘em what you saw Billy.

Billy: But I’m so scared McGarnicle.

McGarnicle: You gotta do this one for me, Billy. McGarnicle.

Billy: Ok. For you… McGarnicle…

*next scene*

Chief: Well McGarnicle- Billy is Dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

McGarnicle: Hey, I’m tryin’ to eat lunch here!

Nov 13

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